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Get a Carectomy

category: Environment, Lifestyles

Get a Carectomy

Want to lose a few thousand pounds and feel better about your health and fitness? Get a carectomy. I haven’t owned a car since my last divorce over a decade ago, and I haven’t missed it. If I need to leave town, I rent an automobile. And, now I have a choice to rent a hybrid if I want. Otherwise, I hoof it around my area to get what I need (or I borrow my roommate’s car once a month for huge grocery runs). Yes, I’m a leech. But, I do pay for gas. And, I save much more money than you do as a car owner. Neener neener.

Posted by ewoman at 4:57 PM PDT

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